Saturday, May 12, 2007
i'd just finished bathing Strudel and was in the toilet getting ready to bathe Peipei. suddenly i felt something ticklish on my right foot. i thought it was Strudel's tail or something. i looked down.
and screamed in horror.
there was a COCKROACH ON MY FOOT!!!!!! still screaming, i flicked the cockroach off my foot by jumping around. mother ang came hurriedly and asked what happened [i think she's afraid that i might be possessed and screaming for no reason like what maxine ang did a few nights ago] and i wailed, "COCKROACH ON MY FOOT!!!!!!"
the cockroach had scuttled out of the toilet. upon further inspection by mother ang, it wasnt ONE cockroach. it was HALF A COCKROACH.
if there's anything more disgusting than one cockroach or more, it's HALF A COCKROACH THAT'S STILL ALIVE AND WRIGGLING AWAY.
i was damn grossed out and continually rinsed my contaminated foot under the tap. mother ang quickly sprayed the disgusting half-cockroach with Baygone or whatever brand insecticide it is that she uses. and that ended the life of the half-cockroach [which it totally deserved for cutting itself into two and nicely landing itself on my foot]. but not the end of my trauma~~~~
poor Peipei had to endure my screaming and jumping around cos i was still carrying her. i totally didnt dare to stay in the toilet for that long ok.
and somewhere in the dark corners, the other half of the cockroach lies.
and screamed in horror.
there was a COCKROACH ON MY FOOT!!!!!! still screaming, i flicked the cockroach off my foot by jumping around. mother ang came hurriedly and asked what happened [i think she's afraid that i might be possessed and screaming for no reason like what maxine ang did a few nights ago] and i wailed, "COCKROACH ON MY FOOT!!!!!!"
the cockroach had scuttled out of the toilet. upon further inspection by mother ang, it wasnt ONE cockroach. it was HALF A COCKROACH.
if there's anything more disgusting than one cockroach or more, it's HALF A COCKROACH THAT'S STILL ALIVE AND WRIGGLING AWAY.
i was damn grossed out and continually rinsed my contaminated foot under the tap. mother ang quickly sprayed the disgusting half-cockroach with Baygone or whatever brand insecticide it is that she uses. and that ended the life of the half-cockroach [which it totally deserved for cutting itself into two and nicely landing itself on my foot]. but not the end of my trauma~~~~
poor Peipei had to endure my screaming and jumping around cos i was still carrying her. i totally didnt dare to stay in the toilet for that long ok.
and somewhere in the dark corners, the other half of the cockroach lies.
5:32 PM